Paradigm Shift

20 minutes ago we killed 3 of the Witches, The Founder of Indian System.

Few months ago Me & my Wife "V". Did the long awaited Paradigm Shift. There were five witches of Venus that were famous for not getting killed. They were the original designers of the Indian System sometime ago. Since they were on Venus so it’s kind of very relative compared to rest of the Planets.

They were in the room since pretty long as well as the drawing room & of-course as well as everywhere on Earth & the Moon. Shaykh Ahmed Tijani showed-up about 20 minutes ago.

We killed 3 of them just 2 left. They asked the King himself, what is Naveed thinking about? He said the Paradigm Shift, that he designed years ago.


Witches: Why is he pulling Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile Buttons?
SAT: Why?
Witches: What’s above his head?
SAT: Iran.
Witches: And Afghanistan?
SAT: It’s the Ride. Our Children.
Witches: What’s above the Ride?
SAT: Waving his finger from my back showing all the way to Central Asia.
Witches: And Russia?
SAT: From way above the shoulder blades & waist all the way to the bathroom on the right. The Eye. Siberia.
Witches: Is Pakistan a goat?
SAT: Yes, we already slaughtered 400 million goats, just on Eid this year, For the Crown.
Witches: But you slaughtered Pakistan?
SAT: Shaykh said, it was for the Crown.
Witches: Where is the Crown?
SAT: Balochistan, The Viking Crown
Witches: What’s China?
SAT: SHIT!
Witches: Siberia?
SAT: Vladivostok
Witches: Then where is India?
SAT: Under the feet.
Witches: The bed?
SAT: IO.
Witches: And Japan?
SAT: The Computer.
Witches: What’s in front of the Crown?
SAT: ME, The Halal Food.
Witches: And beneath?
SAT: The Enemy. Africa.
Witches: Where is USA?
SAT: Moving his hand like none & showing them the mirror & blabbing like anything Subjects.
Witches: Canada?
SAT: Again the same gesture.
Witches: What about Mexico?
SAT: Showing them the long beard.
Witches: And South America?
SAT: Double the beard & acting like a Yak.
Witches: What about Britain, Shaykh?
SAT: Jewel in the Crown.
Witches: And Australia?
SAT: Showing them Sheep's tail.
Witches: NewZealand?
SAT: SHIT!
Witches: So, Pakistan is a goat?
SAT: No, it’s the Enemy, name of The Slaughtering in order to get the Viking Crown. 400 million goats already slaughtered just by us Tijanis on Venus.
Witches: Naveed can you confirm him?
Me, myself & I: Shaykh Ahmed Tijani himself instead of me.
Witches: Naveed how many are you in the room?
Me, myself & I: Already sitting with Fingers shoved inside both hands. 4.
Witches: Naveed don't lie like this, this hand gesture means us! How many are you in the room.
Me, myself & I that makes it 3 the right hand. And the left hand Shaykh Ahmed Tijani himself. That makes it 4.
Witches: And us?
Me: 5 Showing them the Palm
Witches: But this is Lanat [hindu superstition.] Really 4?
Me: 2 Wives, Me & Shaykh. 4.
Witches: And us?
Witches: Showing them the Palm again. Lanat 5.

Meanwhile, counter q&a got 3 of them killed. 2 more to go.

To be continued....




After Juma Prayer, I had breakfast. In the common room or the drawing room, there were 32 more Indian System designer witches. Holding the 4 corners of the room in their own Quadrant with a British style ship in the thin Air.

I wondered how can they hold the 4 corners of the Kaba. Because technically every Square or Rectangle anywhere is considered a Kaba. And since they are part of the Geometry, any geometrical shape or size for that matter according to Islamic Logic is considered a Kaba as well. The q&a began again & SAT showed-up.

Witches: Where is Russia?
SAT: All the back
Witches: And Britain?
SAT: The head
Witches: USA?
SAT: Pointing his finger at the frame in the common room Egyptians.
Witches: Egyptians?
SAT: Angels, the front thing on their Crown

Witches: Africa?
SAT: The Halal Food
Witches: Shaykh where is the Chest?
SAT: Europe
Witches: Australia?
SAT:The Tail. The Food.
Witches: Newzealand?
SAT: SHIT!
Witches: North Pole?
SAT: Him.
Witches: South Pole?
SAT: Me.
Witches: The Scandinavia?
SAT: The Viking hair tail on the back of the Head.
Witches: Shaykh where is the Tummy?
SAT: Italy & the surroundings
Witches: And Africa?
SAT: Penis.
Witches: Middle East?
SAT: Shaykh gave an atomic look & few of them Dis-integrated.
Witches: Shaykh what about India?
SAT: It's the Shoe. [few more died]
Witches: Shaykh can we become India?
SAT: Sisters.
Witches: Bangladesh?
SAT: Showing the place between heel & the soul. Doesn't exist.
Witches: And whatever is below that?
SAT: Heel
Witches: Shaykh what about China?
SAT: SHIT!
Witches: Shaykh Mexico & South America?
SAT: The face covering of the Angels
Witches: Japan?
SAT: The Chair

Then case by case we took them all out. Meanwhile, I had my lunch, Bar-B-Q'd meat with plenty of Oyster Sauce & one Manjo. They asked Shaykh why the Oyster Sauce? Shaykh said Oyster has Muscle & produces Pearls. Good for the Muscles & Muscular body, Heart & Mind.

Till the last one of them died. Dis-integrated. Gone from existence like never was & never ever will be.