U2 CON

Once A Sufi student was sitting doing meditation in the middle of the night and he heard some noises. He opened up eyes and saw Shai'taan sitting in front and laughing at him. He started reciting Ayat al-Kursi and nothing. 10, 20, 40 still nothing and as a matter of fact he started crying. His Shaykh appeared out of the blue and yelled "Get out of here! You son of a Pig." And the thing never returned ever after.

Although alot of people recite Qur'an along with different Zikr's that there Shaykh's give them. But sometimes they work sometimes they don't. Unless and untill one is completely trained in the Quranic Sciences, it may not always work. And even those who are trained from the conventional centers, normally doesn't have the slightest idea of how you work with the Qur'an. And the debate has gotten from Political to Egotistically Personal.

The word U2, isn't actually mentioned in the Qur'an. But some circles around the world pronounce 'Yahoodahu' as "U2". The final part of Ayat al-Kursi. It was a never ending debate in history if the Qur'an is Kalam or Creation. And several good people got slaughtered in the process. I think it's the Creation of the Kalam, that Allah put together for us.

My dad I believe was still in College and as he turned the TV on, the Russian FM at the UN General Assembly was yelling. US is openly spying on us along with a complete producer of other things. The whole assembly started to panic that how can they Spy on the USSR. He said we picked up patterns that U2 flies at very high altitudes over the Whole Soviet Region. And we simply can't allow that. Someone prolly asked where do they fly from? He removed his Shoe walked up till the Map on the Wall and smacked Peshawar live on TV. From here!