Af-Pak

When I first came here from Morocco, not that we weren't already here [we never left, and they are new] but we had different dimensions to screw around with. There were old guys in the Mosques that would play around with buttons on the walls as if it's a space probe. Trying their best to look like "KA" but they weren't.

I remember when I would switch position while Zikring because the wanna' be KA would literally sit on my back or front doing stupid things. Another one would pop-out of the wall or the mirror or glass. Doing exactly the same stupid things. We weren't allowed to say Bismillah but they would actually sit and recite the whole god damn gunter munter stuff, and blowing air in the eyes and ears, even while in Salah. They were intentional payed employees of the masjid's, and they would just pick their bag and water bottle and leave after night Salah.

These days, it's something like your on a Hadj to nowhere for most of the Pakis. Because whatever it is shyte or whatever, or may be that's what they got turned in to. Are pressing the buttons at the back of the body. Trying their best to get the Job for NASA or Space Travel or something.

They think the country's economy has something to do with inflating body's. They often call us hindus, that means the Five prayers plus the Zikring down the drain.